funny sms messages


funny sms messages
Funny sms messages are the best way to give your friends a huge laugh, these Funny SMS are decent Funny SMS messages as well; pick your fav funny sms to enjoy!

Teacher: How Titanic drowned?
Student: Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk
Dubuk
Gulum
Gulu
Gulu
Gulu
Gulu
Puchik…


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Why ghosts and demons wander at night in barren far off places?
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Ohk let it .. I think it’s ur personal matter wherever YOU wander ;)


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Please selct one day of ur choice!

Saturday
Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri

And kindly take a bath on that day, you are smelling…. ;)


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Bruce Lee’s favorites
Vegetable = Moo Lee
Festival = Deewa Lee
Actress = Sona Lee
Music = Qawa Lee
Film = Coo Lee
Animal = Bi Lee
Brain = urs
Why?
Because it’s Kha Lee


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Rabbit obtained 75% marks in BCom, but tortoise obtained 50% marks, still tortoise got admission in MBA, but rabbit couldn’t. tell me why?
Because of sports quota!
Coz rabbit couldn’t win the race in his childhood.



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Tuesday, August 11, 2009